fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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