is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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