I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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