he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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