smell my finger.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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