talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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