He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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