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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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