u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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