we're blogging at a bar
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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