An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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