Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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