I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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