He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
how does that bad decision feel?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
