Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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