You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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