covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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