Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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