HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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