I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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