I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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