what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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