Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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