: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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