Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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