The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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