is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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