Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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