you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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