Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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