I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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