So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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