i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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