Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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