is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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