She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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