You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I've blown a few things in my day
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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