is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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