its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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