I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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