Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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