I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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