I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
NoShamevember. You game?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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