i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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