Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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