What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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