Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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