i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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