Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Randomize
