So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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