So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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