did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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