she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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